The folks at IHS once did a take-off of Leonard Reed's I Pencil called I Beer. It was pretty appropriate for those in the Koch program. They put it on a tee shirt and I think Mrs TWC still has it. I looked for a link but couldn't find one. Drat.
I remember, I, Pencil... I think it's known as a pro-liberty piece. I don't know if I ever got around to reading more than a description of it, when I found it some years ago, though.