Bastiatian Wisdom

by Don Boudreaux on July 28, 2008

in Agriculture, Myths and Fallacies, Politics, Seen and Unseen

Cafe patron David Descôteaux has this letter published on Saturday in Montreal’s The Gazette:

Looking for help from Bombardier

Letter

Published: Saturday, July 26

I have a project: to publish a book. I have talent and I’m certain it will be a success. I ask each of Bombardier’s 70,000 employees to lend me $25. I will repay the entire amount ($1.7 million) in 10 years. Of course, it will be a zero-interest loan. And I will pay you back only if I sell my books. If I sell nothing, you get nothing.

You refuse? But my project will create economic wealth. The publisher will earn a profit, I’ll buy writing software, hire a research staff, buy paper, eat at restaurants near my house, hire a contractor to build me a decent office. Add the income tax of all these workers to the taxes generated by the sale of the books, and the government will make a fortune.

Besides, our book industry must be competitive. I heard that a French author, who writes on the same subject as me, receives subsidies from his government. It would be unjust and suicidal for our industry not to subsidize me, too.

You still refuse? You prefer to put your $25 in a safe investment, earning an eight-per-cent compounded annual return that will add up to $54 in 10 years, instead of the uncertain $25 I’m offering you? You say it’s more important for you to keep this money for your daughter’s college tuition than to use it to make planes? I don’t get it.

But it doesn’t matter what you think. You have no choice. My good friend the politician will make you lend me the money. If you refuse, he’ll send you to jail. He thinks it’s a good project. After all, who are you to know what to do with your money?

David Descôteaux
Le Gardeur

(A French version is here.)

Bastiat would be impressed!

Comments

{ 6 comments }

nicole July 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm

What a great letter! After five years living there, I can hardly believe there is anyone in Montreal this sane. I tip my hat to you, M Descôteaux.

gene berman July 28, 2008 at 1:57 pm

The letter lacks a smooth elision from the idea of a certain number of employees "lending" him $25 each to the idea that his is to be a tax-subsidized effort.

Damn–I started out thinking it was awful uppity of him only letting employees get in on the good deal. What about me? Even now that he's got it to the point that ever'body's got to pay up, I'm still gettin' excluded–all because I'm not Canadian.

Some people just don't know how to play fair.

Speedmaster July 28, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Hehe, brilliant! ;-)

Adam July 28, 2008 at 7:02 pm

I saw that letter as I read the Gazette on Saturday… figures he's a fellow Café patron. :) Glad to know I'm alone up here in Montreal!

Paul in Florida July 29, 2008 at 5:14 am

I am shure you two would of met in the near future in a socialist re-education camp.(for your, and the childrens, own good of course)

Anonymous August 16, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Nice touch to not promise anybody a profit — otherwise you’d run afoul of securities law.

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