Sorry, I just can’t resist….
Here’s the lead paragraph from this report in yesterday’s Miami Herald:
A jury Monday found a couple guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach after only 15 minutes of deliberation.
The report, however, did not say how long a couple, in order to avoid violating the criminal code, must deliberate before having sex on Brandenton Beach.
(HT Lizzy Higgs, and with apologies to Lizzy’s love, for he – being a world-class wordsmith – also ridiculed the hilariously poor construction of the sentence quoted above.)